I cannot believe this day is still happening.
Working In A Coal Mine [Live in ‘89] (Irma Thomas, Dolly Parton, Dr John & Allen Toussaint)
This Carnival float looks exactly like what is going on inside my head Right. Now.
Nothing makes me want to turn around and just go home more than coming into work and finding out the ice machine is busted.
Things I’m considering reading (thanks to Longform) during the potentially 2-hour long, ridiculous mandatory training I’ll be sitting through this afternoon:
BAD, BAD LORI ARNOLD
How Tom Arnold’s little sister started the meth epidemic.
SEX, LIES, AND HIT MEN!
A Houston man allegedly tries to hire several hit men to kill his wife. Each fails miserably. It becomes the talk of the town.
KILLING JARED
A group of misfit boys from the fringes of Las Vegas form a clique. Then, with murky motives, they decide to murder one of their own and bury him in a desert pit.
Should be a good time!
