Fuck you, Serious Eats.

Frito Favorites

Frito Favorites

My current favorite thing that FT makes: Buffalo Chicken Burgers. Served with, of course, homemade blue cheese sauce. Shit. Is. SLAMMIN:’.

My current favorite thing that FT makes: Buffalo Chicken Burgers. Served with, of course, homemade blue cheese sauce. Shit. Is. SLAMMIN:’.

It’s a two Do-Si-Do kinda afternoon.

It’s a two Do-Si-Do kinda afternoon.

Something I appreciate, even more than the fact that these exist, is that they didn’t pretend on the packaging that this is more than 1 serving. Let’s face it, this bag is essentially an invitation to see how many mini-Reese’s cups you can fit in your mouth at one time.

Something I appreciate, even more than the fact that these exist, is that they didn’t pretend on the packaging that this is more than 1 serving. Let’s face it, this bag is essentially an invitation to see how many mini-Reese’s cups you can fit in your mouth at one time.

Get your thighs ready, y’all. It’s that time again.

Get your thighs ready, y’all. It’s that time again.

I put peanut butter on Oreos last night. I await my call from the MacArthur people.

I put peanut butter on Oreos last night. I await my call from the MacArthur people.

Cloak & Dagger from Eddie’s in Charles Village: lean corned beef, coleslaw, and Russian dressing on rye bread. 
Oh my god, y’all, this sandwich. Cannot express…

Cloak & Dagger from Eddie’s in Charles Village: lean corned beef, coleslaw, and Russian dressing on rye bread.

Oh my god, y’all, this sandwich. Cannot express…

15 Sweet & Sensational Ways To Eat Peanut Butter


16. On a spoon with a bunch of chocolate chips smooshed into it.

15 Sweet & Sensational Ways To Eat Peanut Butter

16. On a spoon with a bunch of chocolate chips smooshed into it.

Homemade Ding Dongs
Holy. Shit.
I would give all of the monies for a Whatchamacallit right. now.

I would give all of the monies for a Whatchamacallit right. now.

The original 30 Minute Meal

The original 30 Minute Meal

Taharka Brothers Honey Graham Ice Cream. 
It’s glowing because it’s Fucking Magical.

Taharka Brothers Honey Graham Ice Cream.

It’s glowing because it’s Fucking Magical.

Entenmann’s Apologizes for Casey Anthony Tweet
Wha? Surely, they don’t mean Entenmann’s Entenmann’s.Why the hell is Entenmann’s tweeting? Stop tweeting and make more Iced Fudge Cake!!
How bad at tweeting do you have to be to get mixed-up in a sensational murder trial when your sole reason for existing is making delicious, declicious snack treats? Pretty bad, I’m guessing.

The world has clearly gone to a place where I am unwilling to follow.

Entenmann’s Apologizes for Casey Anthony Tweet
Wha? Surely, they don’t mean Entenmann’s Entenmann’s.
  1. Why the hell is Entenmann’s tweeting? Stop tweeting and make more Iced Fudge Cake!!
  2. How bad at tweeting do you have to be to get mixed-up in a sensational murder trial when your sole reason for existing is making delicious, declicious snack treats? Pretty bad, I’m guessing.

The world has clearly gone to a place where I am unwilling to follow.

DQ

DQ