Well, a thunderstorm may have dampened our vacation opening ceremonies, but I just tried one of these limited edition Chocolate Bells and they are fucking amazing. Tastykake to the rescue!!

Well, a thunderstorm may have dampened our vacation opening ceremonies, but I just tried one of these limited edition Chocolate Bells and they are fucking amazing. Tastykake to the rescue!!

Word, it would seem, is out about me.

Word, it would seem, is out about me.

These Mini Crisps aren’t so much tiny Pop-Tarts as they are large, crunchy Cinnamon Toast Crunches. For which, they will receive no complaints from me. 
Also: Look at me, I’m a giant!!

These Mini Crisps aren’t so much tiny Pop-Tarts as they are large, crunchy Cinnamon Toast Crunches. For which, they will receive no complaints from me.

Also: Look at me, I’m a giant!!

I saw this story about Hostess having union troubles and how maybe it’s finally the end of the road for Ho Hos and Ding Dongs and I kept thinking to myself, “That can’t be two halves of the same Twinkie, right? I mean, that would be a really long Twinkie. That just doesn’t even look right.”

I saw this story about Hostess having union troubles and how maybe it’s finally the end of the road for Ho Hos and Ding Dongs and I kept thinking to myself, “That can’t be two halves of the same Twinkie, right? I mean, that would be a really long Twinkie. That just doesn’t even look right.”

Frito Favorites

Frito Favorites

Get your thighs ready, y’all. It’s that time again.

Get your thighs ready, y’all. It’s that time again.

Homemade Ding Dongs
Holy. Shit.
Entenmann’s Apologizes for Casey Anthony Tweet
Wha? Surely, they don’t mean Entenmann’s Entenmann’s.Why the hell is Entenmann’s tweeting? Stop tweeting and make more Iced Fudge Cake!!
How bad at tweeting do you have to be to get mixed-up in a sensational murder trial when your sole reason for existing is making delicious, declicious snack treats? Pretty bad, I’m guessing.

The world has clearly gone to a place where I am unwilling to follow.
Entenmann’s Apologizes for Casey Anthony Tweet
Wha? Surely, they don’t mean Entenmann’s Entenmann’s.
  1. Why the hell is Entenmann’s tweeting? Stop tweeting and make more Iced Fudge Cake!!
  2. How bad at tweeting do you have to be to get mixed-up in a sensational murder trial when your sole reason for existing is making delicious, declicious snack treats? Pretty bad, I’m guessing.

The world has clearly gone to a place where I am unwilling to follow.
A stage full of wiggling talent.

A stage full of wiggling talent.

More Breaking Snack Kake News! Now these exist. And I have to say, ‘Meh.’ Kandy Kakes are my absolute Fave of all the Kakes, and this iteration doesn’t come close to matching the awesome goodness that is the Peanut Butter Kandy Kake. Not much can, so I don’t really see why they would even try. This one is just too sweet, and without a layer of peanut butter, or even some cream filling like in the regular ol’ Chocolate Kandy Kakes, it’s kind of one note. One disappointing, cloying note.

More Breaking Snack Kake News! Now these exist. And I have to say, ‘Meh.’ Kandy Kakes are my absolute Fave of all the Kakes, and this iteration doesn’t come close to matching the awesome goodness that is the Peanut Butter Kandy Kake. Not much can, so I don’t really see why they would even try. This one is just too sweet, and without a layer of peanut butter, or even some cream filling like in the regular ol’ Chocolate Kandy Kakes, it’s kind of one note. One disappointing, cloying note.

Breaking Snack Kake News!!! These Exist! For now. The icing is less sweet than a regular one and the filling is…almost marshmallowy — more like a Swiss Roll. They are better by far than Pancake Krimpets (which are kinda grody), and possibly on par with Spice Kake Krimpets (which are a nice change of pace), but the best are still the OG Butterscotch ones. 

We now return you to your regularly scheduled snacks.

Breaking Snack Kake News!!! These Exist! For now. The icing is less sweet than a regular one and the filling is…almost marshmallowy — more like a Swiss Roll. They are better by far than Pancake Krimpets (which are kinda grody), and possibly on par with Spice Kake Krimpets (which are a nice change of pace), but the best are still the OG Butterscotch ones.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled snacks.

Tasty

Tasty