God may have had 10 commandments, but my mother only had 1: Thou Shalt Not Use Sewing Scissors To Cut Paper, Cardboard, Plastic, Doll Hair, Oak Tag, Wires, Cereal Boxes, or Any Other Damned Thing That Is Not Fabric How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You
McCall’s 8564 (a.k.a., Evey woman down the shore in 1983)
(via Vintage Sewing Patterns)













