I saw this story about Hostess having union troubles and how maybe it’s finally the end of the road for Ho Hos and Ding Dongs and I kept thinking to myself, “That can’t be two halves of the same Twinkie, right? I mean, that would be a really long Twinkie. That just doesn’t even look right.”

I saw this story about Hostess having union troubles and how maybe it’s finally the end of the road for Ho Hos and Ding Dongs and I kept thinking to myself, “That can’t be two halves of the same Twinkie, right? I mean, that would be a really long Twinkie. That just doesn’t even look right.”