Dear Person in Hampden with a Sharpie,
If you actually want this sort of guerrilla marketing to work, I suggest you tighten up your penmanship. Jeez, it’s atrocious! Do you know how many people out there are googling, “Punluille Dave?!” Google isn’t going to ask any of those people if they mean, “Parkville Dave,” because only you and I and Parkville Dave know what the hell you meant.
Get it together, man!!