Fuck you, Serious Eats.

Frito Favorites

Frito Favorites

My current favorite thing that FT makes: Buffalo Chicken Burgers. Served with, of course, homemade blue cheese sauce. Shit. Is. SLAMMIN:’.

My current favorite thing that FT makes: Buffalo Chicken Burgers. Served with, of course, homemade blue cheese sauce. Shit. Is. SLAMMIN:’.

Aren’t bananas inherently To Go? I mean, what is the alternative, a peeled banana and a spork For Here?!?

Aren’t bananas inherently To Go? I mean, what is the alternative, a peeled banana and a spork For Here?!?

It’s a two Do-Si-Do kinda afternoon.

It’s a two Do-Si-Do kinda afternoon.

Deep-Fried Poached Fucking Eggs, people. This is not a drill.

Deep-Fried Poached Fucking Eggs, people. This is not a drill.

The Spice is Right

The Spice is Right

Sorry, Salon, but all your slideshow on sandwiches made me want to do is re-watch (for, like, the 7th time) Sandwiches That You Will Like. I prefer my listicles to have more folksy charm.

Sorry, Salon, but all your slideshow on sandwiches made me want to do is re-watch (for, like, the 7th time) Sandwiches That You Will Like. I prefer my listicles to have more folksy charm.

I put peanut butter on Oreos last night. I await my call from the MacArthur people.

I put peanut butter on Oreos last night. I await my call from the MacArthur people.

Cloak & Dagger from Eddie’s in Charles Village: lean corned beef, coleslaw, and Russian dressing on rye bread. 
Oh my god, y’all, this sandwich. Cannot express…

Cloak & Dagger from Eddie’s in Charles Village: lean corned beef, coleslaw, and Russian dressing on rye bread.

Oh my god, y’all, this sandwich. Cannot express…

15 Sweet & Sensational Ways To Eat Peanut Butter


16. On a spoon with a bunch of chocolate chips smooshed into it.

15 Sweet & Sensational Ways To Eat Peanut Butter

16. On a spoon with a bunch of chocolate chips smooshed into it.

Homemade Ding Dongs
Holy. Shit.
The new grocery store in the ‘hood is clearly playing for keeps.

The new grocery store in the ‘hood is clearly playing for keeps.

I would give all of the monies for a Whatchamacallit right. now.

I would give all of the monies for a Whatchamacallit right. now.