December 2011
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I just spent a good 10 minutes searching for my phone. I finally got on my computer and called it, only to have my ass ring.
I think I’ve had too much vacation.
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You know who should never be allowed to make a final decision at the front of a long line? A three-year old.
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Even I am astonished at the level to which I committed to my plan to do absolutely nothing today.
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I have completely lost track of what time of day it is. Vacation, FTW.
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The hovering. It is epic.
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Conversations that happen when trying to share a treasured Christmas tradition (i.e., Christmas Eve on Sesame Street) with a(n almost) 4 year-old:
Teej: Um, Mommy?
FT: Yes?
Teej: Where are Ernie’s eyebrows?
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Stone Mattress
by Margaret Atwood
At the outset Verna had not intended to kill anyone.
Click!
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Let it snow →
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