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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dear Morning News Shows, For the love of God, would you please stop testing every freakin’ thing in sight for fucking germs?! Bedspreads, menus, doorknobs, buses, ketchup bottles, pens chained to bank counters. Enough!! I don’t need to know how everything else on earth compares to a toilet. (Plus, you never do say whose toilet. My toilet? Your toilet? Vince Neil’s toilet?...

Dec 30th

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Dear Morning News Shows, For the love of God, would you please stop testing every freakin’ thing in sight for fucking germs?! Bedspreads, menus, doorknobs, buses, ketchup bottles, pens chained to bank counters. Enough!! I don’t need to know how everything else on earth compares to a toilet. (Plus, you never do say whose toilet. My toilet? Your toilet? Vince Neil’s toilet?...

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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After all these years, Rachael Ray, I remain thoroughly unimpressed by your absurd single trips from the pantry to the counter. I don’t care how many bowls, onions and cans of fire-fucking-roasted tomatoes you can carry at once. For real-o.

Dec 27th

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After all these years, Rachael Ray, I remain thoroughly unimpressed by your absurd single trips from the pantry to the counter. I don’t care how many bowls, onions and cans of fire-fucking-roasted tomatoes you can carry at once. For real-o.

Dec 27th

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