Golden Girls
Ricky Kwong

BASE

BASE

Things I’m considering reading (thanks to Longform) during the potentially 2-hour long, ridiculous mandatory training I’ll be sitting through this afternoon:

BAD, BAD LORI ARNOLD
How Tom Arnold’s little sister started the meth epidemic.

SEX, LIES, AND HIT MEN!
A Houston man allegedly tries to hire several hit men to kill his wife. Each fails miserably. It becomes the talk of the town.

KILLING JARED
A group of misfit boys from the fringes of Las Vegas form a clique. Then, with murky motives, they decide to murder one of their own and bury him in a desert pit.

Should be a good time!

My new shoes are called “Erma,” so they are ipso facto awesome.

My new shoes are called “Erma,” so they are ipso facto awesome.

And lo, they came upon the great Valley of Hunt

And lo, they came upon the great Valley of Hunt

I am out of my element.

I am out of my element.

My current favorite thing that FT makes: Buffalo Chicken Burgers. Served with, of course, homemade blue cheese sauce. Shit. Is. SLAMMIN:’.

My current favorite thing that FT makes: Buffalo Chicken Burgers. Served with, of course, homemade blue cheese sauce. Shit. Is. SLAMMIN:’.

So Like Candy [Live in ‘91] (Elvis Costello)

Joan glowers.

Joan glowers.

Fallingwater

Fallingwater

Post-run beer. Well earned. Much enjoyed.

Post-run beer. Well earned. Much enjoyed.

Another World [Live in ‘82] (Joe Jackson)

I want that chick in the beret at all my parties.

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak

I’m calling it: this is the best thing that will happen all year.

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak

I’m calling it: this is the best thing that will happen all year.