Golden Girls
Ricky Kwong
Things I’m considering reading (thanks to Longform) during the potentially 2-hour long, ridiculous mandatory training I’ll be sitting through this afternoon:
BAD, BAD LORI ARNOLD
How Tom Arnold’s little sister started the meth epidemic.
SEX, LIES, AND HIT MEN!
A Houston man allegedly tries to hire several hit men to kill his wife. Each fails miserably. It becomes the talk of the town.
KILLING JARED
A group of misfit boys from the fringes of Las Vegas form a clique. Then, with murky motives, they decide to murder one of their own and bury him in a desert pit.
Should be a good time!
My current favorite thing that FT makes: Buffalo Chicken Burgers. Served with, of course, homemade blue cheese sauce. Shit. Is. SLAMMIN:’.
So Like Candy [Live in ‘91] (Elvis Costello)
Another World [Live in ‘82] (Joe Jackson)
I want that chick in the beret at all my parties.
Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak
I’m calling it: this is the best thing that will happen all year.











